Mohrn Gets An Upgrade

Tyberiuss: Hey Mohrn, what are you doing? I've been looking all over for ya.

Mohrn: (puts down book titled: How to Make Millions Selling Furry Tails) Well, Hi Tyberiuss. Thanks for finally stopping by. I've been just sitting here at the Undercity Auction House trying to make you some money.

Tyberiuss: (looks at Mohrn's book with concern) Uh...how's that going by the way.

Mohrn: Pretty good. We got enough for your flying mount, but I'm waiting on a few things to pan out on some stocked up materials we have. Just watching the market change on those before we unload em.

Tyberiuss: That's good news.

Mohrn: But that Enchanting hobby of yours is cutting in to our profits. And what happened to that flow of ore you used to send me?

Tyberiuss: Lets just say I'm saving up some karma for a motorcycle, made by an engineer I know.

Mohrn: Oh man....can I get one?

Tyberiuss: Dude, you walk from here to the upstairs ring! That's it.

Mohrn: Not true. Once in a while I cruise out to the Blackwater Auctionhouse in Stranglethorn. And by the way....the upstairs ring is called The Promenade, you noob.

Tyberiuss: Whatever! Lets go up to THE PROMINADE and get the mail. I sent you a special little gadget.

Tyberiuss: Hey...why do your clothes look just like you fell into this stuff and got slimmed.

Mohrn: Funny! Yes, I fell in it. But for the record, I did not get slimmed....the slime got Mohrn-ed.

Tyberiuss: (rolls eyes)

Tyberiuss: Ok...where is the mailbox?

Mohrn: Under that pile of Kodos.

Tyberiuss: (yell) Back up people. Your mounts are very impressive, but I can't get my mail.

Mohrn: What is this gadget you sent me?

Tyberiuss: Its called a Neural Impulse Actuator.

Mohrn: (glances around nervously) What am I supposed to do with it?

Tyberiuss: It will allow you to tap into all kinds of info, greatly improving your AH abilities.....after we install it.

Mohrn: Install it?

Tyberiuss: We need to go down to sick bay and get it fitted to you first.

Mohrn: Oh man! I hate that place. Do we have to go down there?

Tyberiuss: Look...this has all kinds of other features. Just last week Darkdoc used one of these to take the brain out of The Lurker, and then stuck it into a Sporregar. Doc can even control Zartin, his bodyguard, with it.

Mohrn: (with astonished look) Really?

Tyberiuss: (fingers crossed behind his back) Yep!

Mohrn: Fine..Fine...lets go to sickbay before I change my mind.

Tyberiuss: Cool! Lets go. I want to ride down on the turbolift.

Mohrn: (running to catch up) You can't get down there from....

Tyberiuss: Hey....what the heck is Ponfarr doing over there?

Mohrn: Uh...not sure. Lets check it out.

Tyberiuss: (raised right eyebrow at Ponfarr)

Tyberiuss: Hey Pon, I don't understand everything you rogues do, but WHAT are you doing?

Ponfarr: Isn't it obvious? I'm practicing my pickpocket skills.

Tyberiuss: Uh....I think you're doing it wrong.

Ponfarr: Hey...buzz off. Did I criticize you for your weird pet grooming methods?

~ FLASHBACK SCENE ~

Mohrn: (Smiles wryly at Tyberiuss) What's she talking about?

Tyberiuss: (Backs away slowly) Nevermind! Gee, what's her problem?

Mohrn: She's Level 21. She goes through a major mood swing every 7 levels or so.

Tyberiuss: Really? Man, she's creepy. Lets get going.

(Arive at sickbay)

Tyberiuss: Lay down here and I'll find someone to fix you up.

Mohrn: (Wakes up 20 minutes later and stares at ceiling with intense look)

Tyberiuss: How do you feel? Is it working?

Mohrn: Too .... much .... information.

Tyberiuss: (adjust big, obvious dial on side of Mohrn's headset) That any better? Tell me what's happening.

Mohrn: (blink...blink)
- Someone just bought my ridiculously over priced firecrackers
- A hunter got kicked for TALKING TOO LOUD in g-chat
- I won that bid for Wirt's Third Leg
- I can hear everything in Barrens Chat
- ...... and ...... I know Kung Fu

Tyberiuss: (rubs hands together) EXCELLENT!

Tyberiuss: Ok buddy! Just make sure you wash your hands later after handling that.... Leg.